AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH IM REBLOGGING THIS EVERYDAY!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
the last one on the right lmao
LMFAOOOOOOO DEAD!X)
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
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IF YOU DONT WANT A TRANSPARENT DESPERATE EMOTIONAL TANNED ZAC EFRON ON YOUR BLOG THEN YOU’RE LYING BYE
or just dont reblog this
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if my ceiling fan could hold my weight I’d never be bored again
Yeah… Cause you’ll be dead.
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Absolutely AmazingFalling in love
this is like, the most perfect photoset ever
so simple. so perfect. i was always taught not to execute your more emotional ideas in a studio setting, but i honestly find it works better. they always work for me, at least. this is amazing.
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